My best friend and I joke about how we don’t like enough people for a huge wedding party but 39 people is insane, that just takes the cake

Genus Bridezilla.

She’s also an ordained minister, now. So, you know, a person of high (though clearly not unimpeachable) morals.

her 39-person bridal party

I like how she found a way to plug her (awful) new single too. Well played, Sia.

I love this.

It is beyond disgusting that anyone has to deal with this but Sia handled it like a fucking boss.

Destigmatizes nudity and the overwhelmingly average female body I guess. Nothing to see here.

So basically, it’s what dudes imagine their wives are talking about when we fantasize about letting go of all our responsibilities for a day (or week).

I liked the first one. I feel like I’m the only person who did.

Mike “Situation” Sorrentino should be more worried about his tax evasion and falsification of records and less worried about Floribama Shore.

I live in the suburbs and all this shit is everywhere. Its almost inescapable.

I read that New Yorker article, it was enlightening about the real way the money is made on these things- not from selling product but from getting other people to sign on to sell. I have had friends try to get me to sign on to sell both Young Living essential oils and It Works! products as well as buy them and I’m…

I wish someone would write an article about the new wave MLMs that target mom. Every mom I know now sells something (LulaRoe, Scentsy, Norwex, Pampered Chef), the shit just goes on and on.

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,…

this is the one crucial piece of info that is somehow always missing from any article about LulaRoe and its shadiness/inherent pyrmaid scheme setup. HOW DOES ANYONE THINK THESE CLOTHES ARE ATTRACTIVE? I call it the “i don’t want my husband to find me remotely fuckable anymore” look. really, does anyone think this shit…

BUT I NEED PSYCHEDELIC MICKEY MOUSE LEGGINGS RIGHT NOW!

It’s a conscious choice to avoid electronics during dinner, like the Riveras.

Hmm. OKay so we suck eating as a family unless we are eating at a restaurant where we’re forced to. Ive got two horribly picky eaters due to sensory issues and 9 year old boy NoMarthas ADHD meds tend to kill his appetite. So I may make a small meal for my husband and I and then fix something for the kids separately.…

I still believe that one of the big reasons myself and siblings grew up as responsible adults is because mom made us come to the dinner table and have a family meal. Talking it out over food is the best.