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I really dislike Kristin Cavallari, but anyone who owns three dogs can’t be all bad. Damn you, Kristin!

#NeverForget

I’m honestly baffled by the thought processes of my fellow males. Even in my teens and twenties when I was still an idiot I’d never even remotely consider pressing my wiener on some random woman. Like what do they think is gonna happen besides being a completely disgusting human? Their rampant manhood will drive a

Men who do this wouldn’t waste their time listening to women who tell them to stop. That’s the whole point of harassment. They know they aren’t suppose to do it, they just don’t care. The only recourse beyond chopping their dick off, is separating them from everyone, especially women.

I really dislike Kristin Cavallari, but anyone who owns three dogs can’t be all bad. Damn you, Kristin!

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True words. I’d rather invite Dave to my Halloween party, hopefully bringing his DeNiro impression.

YOU TAKE YOUR DAMN STAR AND GO TO HELL, CYLO!

Dave is by far the better Franco.

Holy shit. I didn’t realize that Alison Brie and Dave Franco were married! Mind. Blown.

Kristin, dear, one could argue that you “lost your minds” when you decided not to vaccinate your children BUT SURE HAHA ANOTHER DOG.

BURN YOU BURN!!! I am still sober for that.

I feel like we’ve already been here 499 times before...

This is not helping my arrhythmia.

I definitely googled them after the first ep of Curb. It would have been devastating if it was real.

While we’re talking about Ted being so great on The Good Place, we should also mention that Mary Steenburgen is excellent on Last Man on Earth.

He’s been knocking it out of the park with his roles over the last decade or so. Before that, he was just the Cheers guy and least likeable Third Man with a Baby.

I met him and Mary Steenburgen once in the store I worked at. Her mom was local and they were visiting for a holiday. She shopped for her mom and he headed back to the giant televisions like a lot of the other dad-types. They were lovely customers and were warm and engaging to everyone. This was before cell phone

It took me two tries, but it got me. Especially Kristen Bell.