Enthusiast already complaining that the stations aren't air cooled. 

Too rich for my blood.

Well, that’s just not fair, I thought I had the lowest mileage Cheerio (142.6K on my ‘93) still rolling. Guess I’ll be the lowest ‘90s. I mean when was the last time you saw one with less than 200K miles... Not that not driving you XJ gets you any kind of respect like some brands.

Don’t let the picture fool you. Previous owner wheeled the piss out of this one, it’s been ridden hard and put away wet.

Only 98,000 miles on my 2001, 2-door, nv3500, 4x4.

Agreed!!

“Small cars are dying because nobody buys them. FCA already killed off the Dodge Dart and the Chrysler 200.”

“How do I ask for a restaurant’s recipe?”

Star for the Panamera Sport Turismo. This is the correct answer.

the whole splitting thing is a pain in the ass

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

21 miles? More like 84 quarter miles amiright

Musk delivers the things he promises, he should just stop talking about timelines.

Officially, they won’t make anymore. But, everyone knows that Ferrari’s motto is “For enough money, we’ll literally do anything”

how am I supposed to argue with this. damn. flawless proof.

Agreed. As a Jalopnik journalist, you have accepted the role of experiencing all of automobiledom on the behalf of the rest of us, the great unwashed. We drive Ferraris, Lambos, Teslas, Bentleys and everything else vicariously through you. The downside is that you also have to give us the experience of truly dumb but…

I’ve crunched the numbers and evaluated the scenarios, and I’m going to have to agree that there really is no other option than for you to get this. Sorry, man.

shit.

I used to sit in my grandpa’s Mercedes

Rally 911 in Martini livery?