Ah, the old old ball game.

have ignored the Seleção since those poor displays early on. This was a mistake

Did the police consider that the door started it?

You know Kinja is broken when the second level comment literally steals the top comment’s joke, makes it worse and gets more stars because of it.

Did Lochte et al ever talk to authorities, though?

Why are Brazilian authorities pursuing this? As far as I know, the alleged victims haven’t accused anyone or sought any relief from the Brazilian justice system, so I don’t understand the course this is taking unless they’re investigating something else.

How do we know the robbers were posing as police and not actually police?

Discs of Tron! Basically Discus + Dodgeball + Tron! Whether the IOC decides to maintain the 80s aesthetic is up to them, but if they don't, then they messed up.

Iowa is a state.

That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

Foil and saber have right of way rules and specified target areas. Now THAT is some bullshit.

Sponge Bob. When that started, I sort of realized I was too old for this (I was 13).

It’s a uniquely American phenomenon to believe that everybody should be a winner.

And yet the horn sample on “Brass Monkey” is so life-affirming.

As of press time, the number of front-page posts about A) soccer and B) falling in love and getting old and being lonely and having the cops called on you because you’re crying from “emotion” and then having said cops cook you a simple meal of pasta stands equal at one.

SCHEFTER: TIM TEBOW IS TRANSITIONING

If Patrick doesn’t take her up on that offer and/or Marchman doesn’t force him to, then journalism is over.

Anyone who doesn’t like epee doesn’t like fencing.

Pocket Card Jockey has single-handedly revived my love and appreciation for the 3DS. Such a stupidly fun game.

I keep trying to get into Doom, but every time I load it, I find myself longing for Overwatch and then within a few minutes I'm queuing up again. Just feels much tighter to me and ultimately makes me wish Overwatch offered some single player content (Blizzard, pls).