Paper bags are silly at this point, though. Would have made sense a couple of months ago, maybe, but real fans ought to know the drill at this point. Jackson's blowing up the team, we're on our way to a lottery pick, we have cap space for the upcoming free agency season. This sort of protest makes no sense unless you…

Yes. No explanation required.

Hate it as he might, had Obi Wan expected Vader to actually look for his offspring, he should have at least recognized that Tattooine would be an riskier gamble than most.

…it's a new Star Wars movie. It's going to be on "most anticipated" lists no matter what.

I'd say no, he shouldn't get in for being a racist who was forced to sell. He should get in, however, for that immortal deposition.

NFL refs say "receiving team" or "offense" or whatever because that's the way the rules are written. That simple.

At ~$50 a barrel, I guess they figure they'd might as well just be giving it away.

On the one hand, Schilling's percentage evolved from 29.2% to 39.2% over the past year. On the other hand, he has no idea what I'm talking about.

Part of their mojo? I'd think Christie could play the role in full.

Something funny on /r/funny? I almost don't believe it.

Understandably, NYCFC fans are mad. (Aside: can we really call them "fans" if the team hasn't even kicked a ball yet? They're more like proto-fans.)

Rolling Stone's top 5 is unconscionable. Either they know only boomers read them or they're outright trolling. Maybe both.

Glad to see Only Lovers Left Alive getting some recognition. Definitely one of the most interesting movies of 2013.

Showed Kobe the Temecula tweets and he started laughing.

This isn't the way to run a protection racket, guys.

I don't see why they didn't just stick with the franchise's original branding concept.

New York and Ms. Pressler should be mortified, maybe forever, but all the piling on and vitriol directed toward her these past 24 hours is kind of crazy. The mistake hurt nobody except herself and she's never going to live it down. Just kind of sucks.

Another countered: "Stick to your guns!"

x-posted to /r/ThatHappened

And if my name was Lucy, I prob would have made it in2 college!