I'm the biggest Browns fan ever

That means Griffin could be yanked Sunday in favor of Colt McCoy, who is 2-0 as Griffin's sub

Humanity has come up with some dumb shit over the years, but the whole "fuck her right in the pussy" thing is particularly embarrassing.

You'd think we could just count on offended creationists to ignore scientific Laws.

Oof.

Will you guys be donning your finest straw hat regalia and attending the Up Mountain Switchel Olde Time Hootenanny and Barn Dance in Bushwick this evening? Might bring my washboard for the open mic session, if anyone has some pickle jars to jam with. LMK.

I'm not a lawyer and I don't disagree, but you can't seriously believe that a "Doctor of Arts" degree is more legitimate than a law degree.

A Juris Doctor degree is several orders of magnitude more legitimate than a "Doctor of Music Education" degree. And as long as we're talking about a JD from a top instutition, it ought to rank in the top 5 of this list. Come on.

I was at a bar a few weekends ago and the bartender, in the middle of an epic 90's rock marathon, put on Nickelback. I was horrified and asked her if it was some sort of joke. She was like "Are you kidding me? You don't like Nickelback?" She proceeded to go crazy behind the bar while the rest of us just sat there,…

If you're mad at Isaiah Crowell, you need to stop playing fantasy football.

but Domi kept bringing it back to Microsoft.

"Determined?" It establishes pretty clearly at the top of the report who the victim is, for purposes of the case/investigation.

Investigators said a 16-year-old Winter Springs High School student reported

The victim reported it.

Do less.

Also, Lee, the military shoots your friend down almost immediately upon obtaining confirmation nobody on board can fly the plane. Better hope you can fake it til you make it!

Operation Ineptune Spear

"That's exactly what we're talking about."

mine include Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Braveheart, and, until this week, Dumb and Dumber.

Is it all income or just football income? Because the Championship's ratio is really, really high, but I wonder if that's just because of revenue sharing arrangements with the prem?