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Look everyone, Mike Rosenberg is here!

To all the people saying he obviously meant to send this to someone else: he OBVIOUSLY wanked over her picture and wanted her to know about it. Just FYI.

This is called “messaging accidentally on purpose” it’s to test the waters in an innocuous way so that if the reaction isn’t good they have plausible deniability. It’s 101 level con artistry bullshit.

Same movie, my sister’s entire review was ‘you won’t believe it, but she’s a man.’ or something to that effect. Her son’s review of Star Wars was ‘Kylo kills Han,’ so it must be genetic.

“The Crying Game” was a pivotal cultural moment I believe, when the twist became the talking point of the movie.  Reviewers kept it under wraps, the word-of-mouth would tout the movie and say “Wow, yeah, huge shocker in that movie...”, and that became its calling card, that there was a twist.  So you went into the…

I LOVE SPOILERS. They don’t ruin anything for me. To me they get rid of unnecessary mental anxiety. And I always read the last few pages of a book before I’m finished.

There aren’t many studies that prove that naturally occurring testosterone (different beast than synthetic testosterone) unfairly enhances female athletes performance that haven’t been scrutinized due to flaws in study design. I don’t mean laboratory studies, I mean actual studies involving professional athletes and…

The priest that did my first communion was in the PA Grand Jury drop. I want to find his mug shot and have it blown up and framed in my living room.

You're talking to a 🍅

he’s a troll. stop feeding the troll.

Shut the fuck up and log off TomatoFace.

Don’t read the Facebook comments on that KEZI story either.

The only job for which I would consent to a daily black-tie dress code is high-end ice cream taste-tester (only-the-good-flavors division). 

Huffman was wise to follow Martha Stewart’s example. A decade after her incarceration Martha’s doing just fine.

That podcast was so disgusting. People are such fucking vultures with this shit.

Good GOD.

Maybe you should be trying to meet women instead of girls. 

Listen to the full #FreeBritney podcast here. It’s a ride.

Yes, this is what people need when they check into a mental health facility to get their mind right: unfunny leeches proliferating conspiracy theories with made-up facts.