Or maybe if you get the vaccine it will cure your autism?

Which sounds good, but then you will suddenly have a different personality because your autism is part of what makes you you.

Double autism actually cancels out so you’ll be fine.  It’s like a double negative.

Maybe even TRIPLE autism!

That’s okay, anyone with reservations about vaccines is worthy of belittling, so there’s a certain synergy in play here. 

No, you know what’s astonishing? That we, the human race, almost eradicated all cases of measles, polio, and other diseases that caused countless pain, suffering, even tens of thousands of deaths and some smug, selfish asshole like you shows up in these comments with your bullshit from Dr. McCarthy over fucking…

There’s reservations, and there’s stupid totally baseless theories on vaccines causing autism. Can’t vaccinate stupidity I guess. 

The only job for which I would consent to a daily black-tie dress code is high-end ice cream taste-tester (only-the-good-flavors division). 

Huffman was wise to follow Martha Stewart’s example. A decade after her incarceration Martha’s doing just fine.

That podcast was so disgusting. People are such fucking vultures with this shit.

Good GOD.

Maybe you should be trying to meet women instead of girls. 

Listen to the full #FreeBritney podcast here. It’s a ride.

Yes, this is what people need when they check into a mental health facility to get their mind right: unfunny leeches proliferating conspiracy theories with made-up facts.

Your list of petty turnoffs is a bigger turnoff than all the turnoffs you mention. 

Seconded from a young adult who has ADHD and was somehow not cured by a spank

Go fuck yourself

I got a bunch of those swats about 30 years ago and my grades only became worse and I started to become more defiant. My parents finally took me to see a psychologist after a friend of theirs who had the same problems with their kid told them about ADHD and how medicine made a huge difference. I got diagnosed and…

A most sincere and hearty fuck you from an adult who was spanked as a child and still has ADHD.

You’re really wrong on this. My two nephews were on meds 40 years ago. They had trouble concentrating and needed to be given a chain of instructions in pieces because they wouldn’t retain the whole series. “Go to your room, pick up your underwear. Put it in the hamper” We’d go up and see the kid standing there with…

Maybe ask a non-neurotypical individual if it’s painful. Or if not painful, then at least uncomfortable or otherwise disconcerting.