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Off topic, but Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris appears to be burning to the ground right now.

Pleading not guilty seems like a bad idea, especially when there’s so much evidence stacked against you.

The problem with that defense is that they deducted the bribe from their taxes. That’s what they are in trouble for. And the whole coach’s discretion thing doesn’t extend of course to the choice to make their bribe a tax write off.

This is the reaction a recently retired pro athlete received when she played in a men’s league (thinking it was coed):

1) Listen to him. You’ll understand his popularity.

People should be allowed to play whatever dumbass, made-up games they want. But if you wanna play this shit you have to get sterilized.

A good portion of this aging Pittsburgh roster actually experienced that series.

She’s just a special snow flake, isn’t she? Everyone hates work, but she’s to special to put up with it. 

She’s selling herself short. Clearly she’s good at pissing people off. Skill like that she’d be a natural in Congress.

*crowd applauds* Bravo, sir or madame.

Right, she really means she can’t just waltz into a six-figure salary and she doesn’t want to do anything she sees as lesser.

“I bring nothing to the table...I’m not work material. I will never be work material.”

The most satisfying thing I’ve ever read.

Yep! LMU as well.  But c’monnnn... they’re no USC!  /s

This will be unpopular...

Bill Maher has always been a skeevy perv who is a lot closer to Trump in this area than he’d ever dare to admit. 

My cats usually come when we call them, they are sort of dog like that way. We recently acquired a new cat (a stray who decided we were her people) who we named and converted to a house cat, and after just a few weeks she knew her name.

Gidget knows her name, and will come running when I call her. She’ll also mysteriously appear anytime chicken is being served. 

Leave me alone, peasant.

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.