if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

I wrote this on July 1st 2014...

It’s actually fairly important to the kickers and punters to get the K ball back if it goes in the stands, because the equipment guys generally only get enough time to break in the first 2-3 balls properly.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Isn’t this fantastic? Not the best thing to have on your show car!

Cupholders, or...?

Well, get used to it, you’ll be sitting and staring at that butt in front of you doing 67mph in the left lane soon enough.

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.

You can’t fool me, this is goat milk soap from some twee boutique in a resort town.

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Sooooo, I think this is plenty validation for a Hellcat Wrangler.

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Out in the west Texas town of West, Texas
I fell in love with a Czech baker girl...

Do you get paid at all?

If anybody is going to make you question your faith it’s Mike Hucksterbee.

That didn’t work out so good for Rihanna.

You just know that he beat on it.