Tell me how to drive, like I’m 16 again. I’m almost 34 years old and my mother still does this. Look, if I’m doing something dangerous then by all means, complain. But you don’t need to tell me there’s a car waiting to turn out of a driveway an eighth of a mile ahead.

1) Wagon? Check

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

But Pontiac air vents are fun!

Pontiac dashboards in the early 90’s always drove me nuts. 4 separate buttons for the lights? 4 more separate buttons for the wipers? A steering wheel full of buttons for God-knows-what? Don’t even get me started on the radio!

Looks like the steering wheel is shocked as well!

Early 2000 Pontiac’s. Air vents intensify.

The MBs with the stalk transmission selector, their lack of adherence to the P-R-N-D standard is so infuriating that it may have been responsible for deaths

2nd gear lasted approximately 1 blink.

That 60-120mph time!

What’s the terminal velocity of a 2001 Hyundai dropped from a plane?

You would have thought they could have waited until she finished farting before taking the pic.

This picture brought to you by the word “cocaine”.

Interior appointments by Rubbermaid.

“I don’t wanna be here.”

Chevy's interior game is on fleet.