That last crane should have picked up Frasier Crane, who was picking up a whooping crane.

But my desire to have something doesn't always corrolate with rational and realistic concerns.

Person comments on post despite not liking it even though death is inevitable for all of us

THEY'RE NOT HACKS. THIS IS HACKS.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I feel like if you're in classic car you should use a classic way of navigating.

But Porsche doesn't care about you. They don't. They really don't.

a used, early Rolls Phantom is one of the great secrets of luxury car buying. You can pick these things up for $140k all day long with low miles and they are magnificent to drive, while simultaneously shitting on your neighbor who just dropped $270k on a new Bentley GT. At Gotham Dream Cara they were the most…

Totally didn't see it; sorry.

To the estate of Mrs. Sandra Ilene West,

That jump from the 20s to the 30s is the biggest for me. You went from a glorified horse carriage to a proper vehicle with metal around you on all sides. I think that you're right...you're pretty much dead or seriously injured up to the 1980s but from there on you may actually live!

What I see is:

um well louvers give me shivers up my leg lately and it is Friday so I'm offering $7500 and half this here 30 pack of Budweiser... prbly CP at $9,995 but in range of NP

I want mine in neon gold with a red crocodile skin interior with blue crystals embedded into the ceiling. Oh, and leopard skin carpets.

The Mets are garbage, but not sending this greedy dad free stuff is more "Well done, Mets."

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]