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Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
No, I REALLY want a new Singer 911. I'd also like Selma Hayek and Halle Berry together, in a ball pit, naked and wrestling in custard, sadly I can't afford that either.
I think any/every 911 is the 911 that I really want.
Don't follow the sheeple: this is exactly how much brakes you need:
Brake bias illustrated in a single picture.
You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?
Richardson remained hopeful that things would work out for him, whereas the Colts stood by their initial request that he do the workouts himself.
No worries Trent, your career still has life...
Bitch please.
And that's why I don't valet park my car.
I'll see myself out...
Go look up Doug DeMuro. Right. Now. Damnit.
This was your worst offense.
10. I did not launch a shoulder-fired missile at any helicopter Brian Williams was in. The newsperson in question was in fact Connie Chung.
2. I didn't "invent the modern turbocharger in my basement." I don't even have a basement.
It's this time of the day again.
"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "
"Nissan and Porsche their 24 Hours of Le Mans driver lineups this week. Sorry, there will be no more Formula One cross-overs besides Nico Hulkenberg."