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I really like a good kit conversion, but holy crap this is bad. The roof is ill fitting, the rear wheel arches are awkwardly gapped, the hood is clearly untouched stock... just... no.

16.5K and the interior isn't even leather? Fuck that

Can I CP that one twice?

Jeremy Lane played longer than Lenny Kravitz

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Bend Over and Spread em' 7 is truly overrated. It's like the writer is just going through the motions.

I don't know if this was intended for sarcastic effect, but I would legitimately be captivated by that.

The suspension is wired to allow deflation at car shows and so forth. Once you restart the car it raises itself back up and operates 100%

The LFA was a technical marvel... and the technology and build process behind it was nothing short of extraordinary. But It was not the greatest car of the 2000's. The Ford GT was. It sums up the decade perfectly. Retro, affordable, memorable and dominating.

As much as people love to hate this car. I really think it´s the greatest car conceived in the 2000´s. It was groundbreaking in so many ways. I remember a period when this was the only thing the automotive branch talked about. It had 10 radiators, active aero etc etc. People said that 1000hp was way too much for a…

I still think the first Impulse was a phenominal looking car.

Of course, the most fantastically, absurdly wealthy of Jalopnik readers are screaming at me, personally, to just get to the point already and tell you all about where you can buy it and who's doing the brokering and all that, because that's a service you get with Jalopnik PRO, the service you've never heard about…

Next months newsletter for the region will feature our new meeting place on Saturday morning.

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

Let you down.

Jason, you are truely a gem in the car community.