Is this thing a butt plug?

I call it the Audi "Donkmaster".

Anybody else cringe when she put her hand on the glass?

Wow.

I was just going to lower it. because it looks like a suv in the side profile. but once photoshop is open I get carried away. So heres a Mustang WRX Edition.

Really? I mean really? Fuck off. She's white so she can't wear a traditionally Asian dress? What the fuck is this shit?

I think you're missing a predicate in that sentence.

Now, after a bizarre assassination attempt, Krejcir has been arrested by South African police on murder charger. Here's the release from the police:

If I take three statistical theorists who make this kind of shit up and lock them in a room with only a bucket of water, two hammers and a coin, what do I have for lunch?

This kind of mistake would have never happened at the Detroit Free Press. All of their dummy text has a Mitch Albom byline.

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