God Bless you, man. But when I was a kid I would have cleaned out your garage sale for your Xmas doubles, went home and tied Stormtrooper to a homemade rocket kit and destroyed it all. I hope my kids turn out more like you.

It WAS the cocaine. You had it right. And the 80’s were better for it, in the same way people say “ever since [some lead singer] kicked heroin the music has sucked.”

Hot damn I have been waiting for this an you did not disappoint! Now I can start my shopping.

You didn't destroy it like the rest of us? I think mine met its end on an M-80 IED.

All very nice, but -

And promptly returned it.

Looks throwback and I agree. This could get me out of a Porsche.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

Fuck Amaranth, Drapes. Why in the fuck don’t you review “Top flake cereals” instead, which would be exponentially more “adequate.” You knew this nosh was bougie and still did it anyway. You must be a masochist.

After what happened to us all in Thanksgiving, THANK THE STARS ITS NOT BIG SEAN

How did they edit out his high speed trail of diahrrea?

Since when did Deadspin stop referring to him as “Old Ass Vince Carter?” Has Tom Ley weighed in on this?

$45k for an 8 year old car that will spend as much time in the shop as it does on the road? Shit driving dynamics compensated by an exhaust note and great curves? The stereotype that all owners are total douches?

I keep coming back to this video over and over again. I think you found the best video which embodies the spirit of the 911. Petrolicious is just so sexy sometimes.

Slap the CRT monitor on its top. If that doesn’t clear up the picture go with an S-video cable into your Sony WEGA.

Who is that in the illustration, Gordon Fucking Ramsey?

The way the guy is propped up in the back looks like his junk is going to fall out. Also his hatch is open.

Well like I said it looks nice! Interior had great creature comforts, too. I just wanted to carve more, so at the time (2011) I ended up with the Cayman. Most fun car I've owned. My requirements may have been way different than yours though.

Hands down the A5. It looked so damn good, and felt like a pontoon.

COTD +1