That ashtray tho - "smoking packages" are so European. That would never be featured in a US ad. Le sigh. We'll never see this car.

If you're spending that kind of cash to import something it better be absolutely fucking loaded with cocaine in the dash. I'm going NP just in case its still in there.

I've owned both and can't say enough about how fun the Cayman is t drive, but without some stout mods you could never catch a 911. Nothing corners like a Cayman, but there's no "oomph" on that accelerator.

Perfect. +1

I can NOT.

1) 4 door coupe. No.

I got as close to a GTS as I could with my S, before the GTS 991 was born. I absolutely, undeniably, have that feeling in my gut about how much more for less the GTS is. But that GT Silver tho -

CP. I see he stopped just short of porting the exhaust straight into the cabin.

That BMW will clean up its naming conventions.

I think they really missed the boat on a product launch. They pretty much have exclusive rights to Bond in our minds, and with no better platform they come with a car you can't even buy. I know, Aston probably is still working through the grand details of the AMG infusion, but come on, Aston. By the time you figure…

Best wishes to you, Sarah, as you try to keep pebbles and sticks out of your flange.

Can I just, I mean - all wheel drive? You drove so many Porsches and the best one ever is all wheel drive? I'm at a loss for words. Please explain. I thought we Jalops were all banded together on S > 4S, RWD > AWD (when it comes to spirited driving).

The casserole: When I roll the crusts for pumpkin pies I make one extra, and the casserole now becomes a shepherds pie with mashed potatoes on top. If you dont roll your own crusts like a real god damn man, buy one. This is where its at.

False. Black and Tans do suck out of principle. "Black and Tan" was the slang term the Irish used to dub the British during the occupation. When the "Black and Tans" were coming they were probably looking to beat and abuse the locals. Even more appropriate as the concoction is generally a half Irish (Guinness) and…

"...and now only when ze mushrooms have taken full effect can ve see ze difference between each model."

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier as I act the scene out in my head. Fantastic.

Looks like they got Bosh right.

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

Kuba raced his ass off.