And not just with a billy club.

Wow, the guy on the right seems to be straight out of a dystopian video game.

I _might_ have an explanation but I don't think it explains everything.

Only a Jesusphone could resurrect itself.

Once your battery has aged you really want to "take it apart" and not plug in an external battery every ten hours of standby time.

Take a kitchen knife. Ram it into another person's tummy. A red liquid magically appears. Science!

I'm all for the FLASH TAX. Every time a web designer uses an unnecessary flash animation he should pay 25ct to the user.

I must say I did exactly that and I loved the result.

I think exceptions for the sucessor of the iPhone 4 were higher due to the longer waiting period. But you're right, both are minor updates compared to the 4.

Let's imagine that Siri were available on all recent iDevices:

I just looked for an excuse to post this awesome movie poster from 1966.

btw. this is not first time this had happened. A notable case was Beuys' Fettecke (lard corner) which was cleaned away in 1986.

"Ist das Kunst oder kann das weg?" (German saying)

The theme from Indiana Jones suddenly plays in my head.

Beats pod racing.

I think the costume du jour should be Siri. Just pop into everybody's conversation and offer your snarky advice.

Okay, I'm still not decided; was the 4S exclusivity of Siri just a business decision (lack of other significant standout features over the 4) or are there any technical necessities that it has to run on the 4S?

Vampire phones. Genius.

Wait. "It lasts most of the day" is considered "fine" these days?

Imagine a foldable phone. Like a DS just everything is screen estate.