But Mr Krabs took advantage of his brutality to facilitate his heroin operation all in the name of money, money, money.

I get the Rae Dawn Chong network, where I get my fix of Commando and Soul Man, and the Ray Stantz network, which has a block on Ghostbusters 2 (so I can only watch the first one on this channel).

Clayface will be played by Motown legend Martha Reeves, Poison Ivy will be played by ABC News reporter Martha Raddatz, and Mr Freeze will be played by a CGI version of the first First Lady, Martha Washington (the Ultimate Martha?).

Dental plan!

I was putting together the timeline when it hit me, where's Tuco's platinum grill? It made its way to SAC Hank Schraeder's desk, encased in plastic, yet he had all of his teeth here before his 5-10 in the joint. The New Mexico Correctional Facility must have one hell of a dental plan.

He was amazing in Deadwood. One of the best parts of the show, as he was such an understated role.

I thought The Thin Red Line was a great movie, but he tried making an artsy war movie and released it right after Saving Private Ryan, as people were discussing the gritty realism of war. It was bad timing and it would've done a lot of good to hold it off for another year.

Brian Dennehy plays a major role in this movie. Any movie that brings Brian f-ing Dennehy in from the cold has my respect. I'm guessing he has to hunt Christian Bale through the forest after Bale gets loose and maims David Caruso. "I could've killed them all…..".

Rastify him by about 15% and send him back to whatever planet he came from.

Mike threatened Nacho by saying he'd reveal his outside business endeavors to Tuco. Now, Nacho will have leverage on Mike (Mike attempts to rat on Nacho, Nacho goes to the cops and implicates Mike in the murder).

They didn't address The Punisher's presence in the new Pee Wee movie that's released on the same day as Daredevil.

After watching this, I talked with my equally Rain Man-esque brother and we consulted IMDB. Sure as sh*t, we were right, Aldo Rayne in Inglorious Basterds references being a direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, who left Glass (Leo's character) for dead. That made my night.

Stay outta Riverdale!!!

Yeah, I have to admit that although I don't hatewatch the show, I have been perplexed/underwhelmed by some of the choices in plot direction in Season 2. I binge watched this show up until Season Two, Episode 2 or 3 to get current, and I loved the first season so much that I researched things online, only to find out…

As long as nothing is wrong with his fuckstick, we're good to go. If the fuckstick has been compromised, we have a problem.

This just in, Bill Cosby will be replacing Bernie Mac as the mall detective. He will be brought in to investigate a rash of beep bop bedoo dop fornications in the ladies' dressing rooms.

After this show, Silence of the Lambs, and his portrayal of Stick in Daredevil, I'm convinced that Scott Glenn wanders the country freeing children from refrigerators & basement dungeons, and subsequently trains them to be martial arts experts. I hope I'm in his shape when I'm that old.

I don't know man, in those pre-Internet days, the Faces of Death videos were pretty awesome for young teenage deviants like myself. I remember one with a wicked motorcycle crash and the dude was spread out all over the freeway. My buddy was late to our viewing party, and he walked in at that moment, only to ask "why…

So, like Vera said, it's true that everything is fucking. This guy figured it out and we can all call it a day.

Anthony Kiedis: "How are you gonna get us outta this?"
Bart: "Oh, that's easy. Hey Moe, look over there!"
Moe: "What??!!?? What am I lookin at? I'm gonna stop lookin soon…"