I just want everyone to know that when Musk mentioned Kazakhstan, I TRIED to get Andrew Collins to scream out “MY WIFE” but he wouldn’t do it

Let’s not forget the biggest news though: Borat will have access to a supercharger!

If you don’t have the mental facilities or the dexterity to operate a steering wheel mounted volume control I’m not sure you should be driving.

“Numbers, numbers are the next big thing!” - Cadillac

No, he doesn’t. The fact you think this tells everyone you know very little about why Tesla has a cult like following.

“Nobody believed in us.”

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

+1 JD Power award

+2 soon?

I would add “and not comprehending what is happening” to that scenario but it fits. 

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Tucker Carlson is one of the very worst people on earth. Based on this clip, Bregman also seems like an arrogant douche (but then, he is Dutch).

What the fuck is he wearing?  I mean, talk to me about The Proper Way to Celebrate a Win maybe after you learn The Proper Way to Dress Yourself.

You think Don Cherry would wear something that has only two colours and no patterns?

Volvo: WE LOVE YOU *HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG*

...I mean, you can’t break your bones by crashing your car if your car has already broken your bones for you. It’s considerate, really; instead of seatbelt pre-tensioners and force limiters, you have occupant space pre-squishers and force maximizers. More safety innovation from Volvo.

I’m sorry, but I did laugh at the seat trying to kill you.