I remember because it was EVERYWHERE two years ago. I saw it here and about 6 other places, and I’m a luddite who isn’t well-connected online

Didn’t you dipshits post this two years ago? Great journalism...

We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

Image of them, parking at the gate

I know freak accident’s happen. A US Navy F-4 Phantom on the USS Forestall experienced a power surge on the aircraft carriers deck and launched rockets into an A-4 Skyhawk that caused a chain reaction that killed 134 Fatalities and almost sunk the Forestall.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

In the same vein.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

I think in this case, n=1.

That’s terrible.

“Knockout gas.”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

Still?

Only noobs smuggles cocaine using cars.  The pros use shipping containers.  So I hear...

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

How does this make any sense when more and more phones are removing headphone jacks?

Man, watching that pre-game theatrical thing reminded me of the time I got drunk at the Bellagio, lost $700 at the blackjack table, got more drunk, threw up on the craps table, got kicked out, took a cab to a nightclub called The Beach, got even more drunk, chatted up a woman in a pleather minskirt, bought her four…

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.