Only 80%??!

I even checked the pending replies, and NOBODY had posted this yet?

go home you're drunk

What a baller

This is not a prank. This is a gift.

Having money is fun :(

Jesus! This is like a scene from The Naked Gun.

I didn't realize she was on CBS until I saw this post on her. Having said that, I can't say that I had realized she was gone from ESPN either.

Think she misses ESPN yet?

If the infrastructure is set up to use protocols like LISP, that could go a ways to helping with the satellite jumping needs

WARNING: SCIENCE CONTENT AHEAD

Ok - so here's the skinny. Most geosynchronous communication satellite orbits are about 35785 km (give or take) above the earths surface. This is to maximize angles of transmission/reception and to maintain a static spot above the earths. Purely calculating off the speed of light, if the…

...falling down...

London buildings falling down.

Wouldn't the fish be on the bottom of the lake where it's warmer?

How dare you not operate in "future-time". Real-time updating is for the simpletons. Get it together Sean! Start making stuff up if you have to!

I was just about to ask the same thing. How awesome would it be to hear "Please make Immelman when safe"

Hotsauce would be proud.

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

You bought an airline ticket with a seat number. Now sit there. This isn't a bus.

No 6 or 6 Plus version... is this story from last year?