Good article, but you left out the best part.

The NBA jersey designers and ugly are apparently on a first-name basis..

Are these jerseys the NBA's attempt at an "ugly sweater" party?

Pretty good!

Wouldn't it be cheaper and more fun if everyone just drove amphibious vehicles?

The wildest C-130 landing or takeoff should belong to Credible Sport, but it crashed during a test.

What in the sam fuck is he going to use those binoculars for?

Comcast will be there between 8:00am and 6:00pm.

Aww, when I saw the title I got excited thinking that they figured out a way to cut sandwiches in half with sound :P. No one knows how many iterations of a machine that cuts things with sound flew through my head while waiting for the article to load up...

I don't know about anyone else, but I prefer the design of the old clock to that of the new one. Plus too, there's something about giant numbers ticking down that makes me especially giddy for a launch, and I'm not sure the equivalent of a flat screen with a clock widget is going to fulfill that desire.

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

Can't comment on this particular train itself, but the potash trains that run through here are often 100 cars long and are moving at a good 65 to 70 mph. That's not top speed, just what they travel at.

Now, I'd like to see how all this was cut.

You must have a higher tolerance for very stupid rulings than me.

As long as there isn't a gritty dark reboot of Peanuts coming, more Peanuts cartoons are always a great thing.

According to The Verge, it's actually thinner and lighter than an iPad mini (achieved in part by reducing the battery capacity from 23.8Wh to 19.3Wh). Its screen is also optically-bonded to the front glass, unlike its target of imitation (somewhere, an iFixit tech is screaming in anger).

Finally a tablet you can club someone to death with.

Orthopaedic surgeon here, we use suture anchors all the time, the almost never get removed. Plus there have been bioabsorbable implants for at least a decade. These sound cool though, but more of an evolution than revolution.

This should have been worth more than 5 points in my fantasy league, damn it.