oh no, Marlins Man has a child army now

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

We’ll be saying the same about Chelsea by the end of the season.

Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

Mmmmm, herby. 

It’s hard to feel bad for fans of a team that expect to win literally everything and whine that things are “shitty” when they don’t win literally everything.

Do you mean, like, they are capable of it or do you mean they could pick up a ball and throw it that fast? If you mean they could pick it up and do it within a few minutes of throwing, I’d honestly guess no, there is no one.

Gettin runned over counts as adversity these days. Millennials, I tell ya

At least he fights for his teammates instead of against them.

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

Appropos of nothing:

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

“[crosses arms, rolls eyes, continues with butt-hurt sniffles]”

There is literally no country on Earth more humble than the US of A

We already know who this summers version of THJr is.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

WHAT THE FUCK

Woah, woah, woah. Let’s not let GrapeNuts off the hook so quickly. It’s literally gravel.

Soccer needs goal horns like hockey. I think goals deserve a nice foghorn.