Minnesota teams are never for real - it’s just a question of how high they get our hopes and expectations before mercilessly smashing them on the rocks we call the Yankees....

If they win then France will be World Champions in both the men’s and women’s game.

This twins team has just been such a joy to watch. I'M GONNA BE CRUSHED when they get bounced out of the first playoff series 😂

Robert Swift seems to be taking good care of the place.

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Having visited Portland many times, the city absolutely doesn’t deserve a team this cool.

Russ is an irreplaceable player, on and off the court. Every single reporter could be swapped out tomorrow and no one would notice.

The media has such an over inflated view of their importance. People are going to watch Russell Westbrook regardless if he answers “what went wrong in the final 6 mins of the game.” Most of these press conferences and interviews produce the most pointless uninteresting information anyway.

I think the fact that it’s so tied into one person is more of the issue. Gives the impression that anyone who writes a negative story about a superstar can be totally iced out of getting any info from them. That’s way more of an issue than going the Marshawn Lynch/Pops route.

It’s fine. In fact, his anti-media stance is part of his overall personality as a player and as much of a story in itself as anything he’d say. Like the article mentioned, there’s not much danger of this becoming a league-wide epidemic, and I think it’s kinda necessary like you need “good guys” and “villains” on the…

Every person that thought Avenatti might be a good answer to trump has changed their mind about him by about 5-10 scandals ago.

At some point shouldn’t we just realize that the Embiid stuff really isn’t kayfabe and he’s actually kind of a dickhead?

Haha, your mom rules.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, with the goddamn polar bear already. Why is that always the default question when someone brings up all the things they missed on the show and/or didn’t bother looking up? I know this stuff isn’t obvious, but come on. It’s all been readily available online for nearly a decade.

I agree and think that should be combined with only watching replays in real speed. You should be able to fix anything egregious using that method and everything else should be left as is.

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse

Um, I would’ve not run. 

That’s a clown offer, bro