Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

Aren’t you doing that right now, in a (less) public forum, denigrating and policing what a black person can and can’t say or do?

I think this Rockets team has a real shot at earning the “Least likable group of players in the league” title previously held by such luminaries as the ‘04-‘06 Detroit Pistons and my own ‘08-‘10 Boston Celtics.

Who is this Nik Stauskas you speak of? I only know of him by his legal name...

This is serial killer behavior 

So that’s the show the Timberwolves are most like then?

Finally, a reason to dislike Kobe.

(whispers) Kobe was never that great.

I will not sit here and let you accuse Flacco of trying to get Jackson killed. Clearly, anyone who has watched Flacco play over his career can watch the video and know he was targeting the tight end Nick Boyle (#86) on that throw.

Good prediction, but Gobert is far too good for this scenario. Replace him with John Wall

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

In an NBA where guys are taking discounts to play for GS and win many championships, it’s refreshing to see a guy say “fuck it, send me to an awful team with cap space, I just wanna get paaaaiiiiiddd.”

Try as I might I can’t hate Zlatan. He’s the best heel of all time, maybe.

Thankfully, no one gives a fuck what you think. 

Ever since Brian McCann pulled that bullshit on Jose Fernandez and Carlos Gomez, I’ve been of the opinion that the catcher who blocks the basepath on a home run should be immediately ejected and suspended for incitement.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

Upon hearing the news, Jerry Jones immediately reached out to Randle’s agent to offer a contract. However, he did stipulate that Randle must stand for the anthem since kneeling might make the team look bad to the fans.

Kickoffs should be eliminated from along with the rest of football.