Yes, I should clarify that being fine is a relative thing. Since I was expecting news of her being found dead somewhere, hearing she’s with family instead cheered me up but she'll certainly need a lot of help.

I don’t know about “fine”. She’s been through unimaginable trauma. She’s out of immediate danger, but she’ll probably need a lot of help, both from family & friends and professionals before she’s fine

The online article for the NBC affiliate here in Oklahoma has a footnote with a suicide prevention hotline...no contact information for victims of domestic violence...?

Yeah, watching these slow-mo gifs just makes me think, “Damn, these guys really do use their fucking skulls as weapons a hell of a lot.”

Zlatan isn’t washed up; washing up is Zlataned.

Sounds like you have some immaturity issues to work through.

I don’t want it gone. I want the corrupt system and current rendition of it to be taken down and fixed.

Barstool let out early today, I see.

At this point, I’m rooting for every mini-controversy. Who knows which of them will be the one that finally brings down the entire NFL? The major ones haven’t done it, so it’s probably one of these types of things.

I hate that the Angels aren’t better. As a fan of another butt team, I want to see Trout and Ohtani playing in October.

“We’ve been to many sporting events together, not just N.B.A. events. We’ve been to Mets games together. We took the subway. He really raves about the hot dogs.”

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

I don’t doubt that Glover’s script may have been to overtly political for Marvel’s taste, but the politics in their movies are more than subtext. Look at Black Panther’s analysis of black liberation and isolationism. Or Captain America drawing the line between true patriotism and loyalty to the government. Or the way…

I don’t disagree with your larger point, but the dude in the picture has his head down and eyes at the ground, so unless his prediction was, “this fucker is going to lay down on the ground while I look at him”, his technique could use some work.

“Hey Siri, what if Draymond’s antics came from someone likable?”

I just want to apologize for any insensitive material in my previous post. It was a long time ago – sixty, seventy seconds ago – saying some stupid stuff with friends. I know I’ve grown a lot since then. I think people that know me know that’s not the kind of person I am. In fact, many of my close friends are fags,…

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

This is super hilarious and definitely not at all expected as a comment to a post like this. Hey everyone, get a load of friggin’ George Carlin over here!