Someone call Russ and tell him his teammates been captured. Problem solved. And the only downside is the complete destruction of everything between Oklahoma City and Romania.

Also does anyone know if he likes Adams or Kanter more? Maybe trick him by saying the big fun foreigner with the old west mustache got…

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

He takes time off every game. It’s called “When he should be playing defense.”

The Browns prefer to draft self-destructive players. The Cowboys on the other hand can always use another guy who hits women. I know they just elliot, but what if he hurts his beating hand?

Man, must be nice to live in a world where that’s an accurate assessment of what’s going to happen. 

If only you were correct... if only