Poor Haylie, who got like 6% of the pretty genes while her sister ended up with the other 94%.

All are welcome, sporto.

I SO disagree.

Meanwhile, Uma Thurman is totally weird-looking.

Who?

I strongly prefer short/cute/girlie/round-featured and -bodied girls to tall, lanky, fine-featured ones. But I'm not keen on Mae Whitman's specific 'type' (though she's not unattractive), and I AM quite keen on Bella Thorne and Bianca Santos' types—the big eyes, the full lips, a certain mix of girlishness and…

Not to slight Mae Whitman, but Bella Thorne + Bianca Santos = MUCHAS bellas.

This is the best Hip-Hop record I've heard in some years.

Fuck the Yankees. Let's Go Mets!

Die.

Go far away.

Again, as above, fucked up. Too soon forever.

Wow. 66 upvotes for this GROSS post, huh? I find Clapton super-overrated and pretty dull, but that's just fucked.

This is exactly the kind of song that should be on this feature. It's so aggressively adequate that I want to hurt myself. I know someone who I was once very close to, and we'd all bonded in our youth over The Cure and Jane's Addiction and Prince and Björk and a million other thrilling fucking things, and now all she…

Eww.

Muppet Babies was insufferable.

Any love for 2 Stupid Dogs?

Catfeesh?!

"Klahv Kalash."

There are THREE Duff Men at this game tonight!