It's articles like this that get me annoyed with the A.V. Club and sites of its ilk. Why is this special and its all-star cast so snark-worthy? It's a fucking institution with a pretty venerable pedigree, and there's a ludicrous amount of talent in that assemblage. I dunno, call me a sheep or whatever, but I expect it…

I worked at a job once where I came across a customer in the database named "Richard BarMcQ. I've always had a thing for the letter Q, so the name fascinated me, but I could tell there clearly had to be some backstory, as that's just not a construct in any language. Months later, he called to place an order, and I…

Rarely has such a charismatic, "nice" guy been somehow so creepy and unlikeable.

Nobody speaks English anymore.

Stop cussin' and go home.

"Fievel."

Which one of those guests is "amazing", again?

See to me that's super indie shit that's the exact opposite of "achingly beautiful."

I never *got* him either, and I'm supposed to somehow (as I love a lot of really emo shit like Pumpkins and Cure and Jeff Buckley and Nick Drake)..Smith's songs just never conveyed that kind of deep feeling to me, nor did the music itself move or stir me.

Meet you all the way.

Pretty much every fucking thing I love, especially musically, because my ex-girlfriend, who is the absoluteeternalloveofmylifeandidon'tcarehowttenangstythatsounds, loved EVERYTHING I did. Which was so bizarre, and so important to me. So everything good reminds me of how much I miss her, and everything bad (about life)…

"Weasels." You know, like it's spelled. Right there in front of you, even. It's not like "measles." But you are right.

So what's the point here? Is there some conspiracy that's keeping black artists from having hits or something?

..because?

If men never convinced women to like them the human race would end.

Bitches, man!

Dude. Beyoncé is not a musician or artist and in no way has musical or artistic talent. She can sing (deftly but shrilly) and dance and she's aesthetically stunning. The end.

Um..what? "Aphex Twin" is untouchable?

Nope. He literally held himself back out of obligation, and then said all the ridiculous shit that the gesture was supposed to convey.

"FUCK'S"