Lauren you’re fantastic. You have a ton of golden nuggets throughout this piece. My favorite is this: “the Saints were the beneficiaries of a rare Browns mistake”. The Browns are based in a city known as the Mistake on the Lake.

Can someone tell what year it was when the Saints had an absolutely horrible season? It was a decade or more back. I just remember this image of a guy in the stands wearing a sign the read “Pray for me, I’m a Saints fan.”

Reminder: This will somehow not be the dumbest thing posted on twitter this week.

If Reilly gets mad about it, we might have the sports writing version of the Eminem/Machine Gun Kelly feud!

Hey Rick Reilly, this asshole is stealing your material.

The thing that angers me most about that tweet is the placement of the hyphen.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

It’s dumbfounding that this isn’t the most astounding athletic feat that happened today.

That’s why he was running so quickly in the opposite direction. Plus, if you finish first, you get to choose the in-flight movie.

I’m not even a Browns fan, but these two weeks of watching them has just been soul crushing. I legit can- How is this even possible? Also that defense is insane, but how? One moment I’m slackjawed at that final TD catch and then that.

FYI the Texas Farm Bureau isn’t a government agency. It’s more like a lobby group.  It’s basically the NRA of tractors.

Seems like Americans really do like some aspects of Sharia culture. -- Taliban leader. 

For perspective: My dude ran 26 4:40 miles in a row. Basically, he ran around a high school track in a minute and 1o seconds 105 times.

I continue to be astounded that people do either of those things, no matter the speed. 

That’s what’s wrong with cops. They think they are soldiers in a war against civilians.

The first amendment seems to follow this order of importance :

These people got shit so twisted up in their mind. Do they even realize that Kaep isn’t playing football, and therefor not doing any kneeling during the anthem at their precious football games?

“It’s complicated.”

“As commissioner of the Department of Public Safety, I will not support vendors who do not support law enforcement and our military,” Fisher wrote in the statement.

If they were federal bureaus, no -
5 CFR 2635.702 “An employee’s position or title should not be used to coerce; to endorse any product, service or enterprise; or to give the appearance of governmental sanction.”