This gave me a good laugh. I’m not on twitter so I have never seen that hashtag, but I totally got it when used in context. So I thought it was funny that someone whose job it is to know what stuff on that platform means was a buffoon about it. That’s a complex job fail right there.

That’s pretty much the line of 90% of the greys and I expect more to come streaming on in over the weekend, lol. Michael never fails to give folks a case of the vapors. He could and should be hired on by a university to teach a doctorate class on how to make hit dogs holler in under 1000 words.

White folks really need to stop getting the idea that they are the best allies ever, because they seem to forget being an ally also means being vigorously and repeatedly challenged, questioned and not trusted. And there are no fucking headpats, cookies or chin rubbings.

I can’t figure out if supporting Dimon is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard, or the worst fucking idea I have ever heard.

Not that they are mutually exclusive.

The fuck you talking about? 

Hey, why not Lin-Manuel Miranda? I think we should put a producer in the White House who can run America like a successful Broadway show, instead of like a crappy reality series.

You misspelled “got four million more votes.”

Kamala Harris / Cory Booker (or which ever one of Key and Peele that can play him the best.

Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden fort

I’m of the opinion that Tammy Duckworth is the best shot the Dems have for 2020. Sure she might not be as far to the left as some would prefer (which isn’t a bad thing in my mind) but she is pretty much the perfect candidate to beat Trump.

While I agree with most of the list, save the cheap shot at Hillary (Splinter gonna Splinter...), let’s be honest here, this site has 1 and only 1 person it wants on the ticket: Bernie Sanders. And anything not Bernie will be met with derision and rage.  Nolan and Krueger are probably writing angry pieces in…

Please fuck off with this shit.  We don’t need businessmen in the White House, because government is not the same as business.  They may be superficially related, but they just aren’t the same.  We need people who have political experience in the White House and in Congress.  Being the CEO of a big bank does not make…

These are just the plausible ones.

Really getting a head start on fucking ourselves in 2020, aren’t we? Here’s the deal: Whoever the fuck the Democrats put up, that is who I’m voting for. I’ll push for a progressive ticket, absolutely, but whoever we end up with, I am voting for them, and anyone with even a quarter of a brain will do the same. The well…

Elizabeth Warren/Kamala Harris is the ticket I’d like to see, even though progressives will go out of their way to fuck each other up over their “establishment ties” and I’d have to listen to two years of Pocahontas “jokes.”

I’m desperately trying to choke you with my mind. Please let me know if it works. 

12. Being Hit By A Car

So instead of a guy who overborrows and uses bankruptcy as a tool, you want a guy who overlends and uses federal bailouts as a tool.

Ugh...