1. Your degree means nothing because

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.

Don’t forget the very large evangelical population, who may even argue about how not racist they are, will fall into line with this. They’ve been told to “not lean on their own understanding” their whole lives. Have faith. Don’t think. Follow the script your church gives you even if it contradicts what the Bible…

I’vebeen saying the same thing since 2016. Ask the native Americans, black soldiers and their community, the poor if this country was ever so damn great!

“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

“[America] was never that great. We have not reached greatness. We will reach greatness when every American is fully engaged.” A lot of people, joking or serious, crapped on Cuomo for this, but he was 100% right.

“Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”
- Our stupid fuck of a president.

Trump's most amazing power is convincing all those people living basically on the poverty line (if not well below) that they're just like him and every time he does something that fucks over the entire country (trade wars, rolling back environmental regs, etc.), it's a good thing because he's "triggering the libs."…

I'll see your $100, and raise you another $100 that says he thinks she wrote "Atlas Shrugged"

“I like my Holocaust victims to not get caught by the Nazis and sent to the ovens." 

OK stop spouting this ridiculous liberal bullshit. I mean honestly, how fucking dumb are you?

This fuck face does not know the names of all his kids. You think he knows Anne Frank?

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Listen, it hurts to see people criticize your son, but you’re just going to have to get used to it.

Oh, honey.

“I see you’re trying to turn the ball over. Would you like some help?”

Nathan Peterman is a landfill full of Microsoft Bob CDs that gained self-awareness and took human form.

Nathan Peterman is the only uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube.

On the plus side, Buffalo can now start a QB who failed to complete 57% of his passes in a middling Group of Five conference, never won anything of note, and was only Honorable Mention All-MWC his last year.