So, three thoughts.

This is outrageous! The pizza papa is a part of our history, and they’re wiping our history off of buildings to appease people offended by his use of racial slurs. What’s next? Removing statues of people who were in open rebellion of the United States over the issue of owning people?

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

Pictured: Michael Jordan backs away from lint roller.

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

You’d think Penn State coaches would’ve learned not to expose themselves in front of people by now.  

“If I would’ve been judged after one game at Texas A&M, I wouldn’t be where I am today.”

Weird how people who never pay their taxes all tend to hang out together.

It’s nice to be reminded every so often why I’m no longer Christian and ashamed to have ever once called myself one. See allllll y’allll good “Godly” people in the fires of Hell.

“pray that you will continue to give wisdom and insight to our President”

You what is also such a shame? As pointed out so often for years..

Hmmm, it’s almost like organized religion is a cover for grifters who are happy to be hucksters for the Grifter in Chief. He will stiff them in the end.

Jesus fucking christ, we’re only four entries in, and we’ve already covered half the AFC South. The Titans could start the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face at quarterback and win this division running away.

I’m pretty sure I vaguely remember drunkenly arguing someone that the Texans were actually a team in The Replacements.

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans.

The Texans always remind me of a team that should’ve been playing the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday, as opposed to an actual NFL franchise. It’s like they wouldnt pay to use the actual trademarks and quickly whipped a generic identity and uniform out of ClipArt in order to get under budget for the film. 

Texans being “little brothers” to the Cowboys? More like the cousin with Down’s syndrome you hear about every few months from your parents on Facebook about some stupid shit and only meet every few years at a family reunion.

Welp, I’ve just forgotten two things that come to mind about, shit, what were we talking about?

I went to a service there once and spent the whole time waiting for Jesus to show up and flip a bunch of tables over. 

AJ: