This is the whole crux of the argument. I don’t think anyone is denying that Dak has bills to pay, or a family to feed, and that he works for the one owner in the NFL who’s willing to be a dick and openly demand that his players stand. That was never the problem.

Frank Reich looks like Mitt Romney, Chuck Pagano acted like Trump, and Mike Pence is a fan of the team. No wonder they’re so buttfucked.

You forgot to mention the Peyton Manning press conference:

Stephen, I have been waiting for this post. I have no respect for Dak, sorry. He did not have to say anything. No one forced him (unless Jerry did) to come out and say shzt. He should have kept his mouth closed and simply stood. Weak, ass Negro! Period.

Yup, nothing protects quarterbacks better than TWO ROOKIE GUARDS!

Vice President O’Douls

I was reading everything Drew was saying and then he bashed Indiana for being the home of Mike Pence.  I immediately thought to myself at least he’s not Donald Trump.  At least at some point and time (since I believe Trump won’t make it 4 years) when he’s president it won’t be worse than what we have.  Then I…

Andrew Luck looks like he has a hard time saving 15% or more on his car insurance by switching to Geico

Although I heard Screech was great in his day

Does Rizzo know there’s literally no name on the front of the jersey?

To paraphrase Jerry Tarkanian:

He prosecuted the hamburgler!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

You’re not wrong.

That’s not the NCAA bud, that’s America.

Can we please, please, please end the NCAA? Seriously, please? As much as I love a good rape and abuse factory financed by modern slave labor, I think it’s gone on long enough.

So at this point should we burn down the rest of the Big Ten schools just to be safe?

I never would have imagined someone named Hiram de Fries would turn out to be a villain.  

“That’s why I’m trying to wait for the Miami Beach Police Department to figure it out for me,”

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like.