maybe they fry up and sell hush puppies on the corner! ever think of that? huh?

“criminal mischief...reckless endangerment...and menacing”?

thought he looked like someone who stole their car radio a few months prior.

Vanilla Isis must be stopped. Haven’t they killed more than 100 people in the last year alone? Ten more today? But we don’t call them terrorists. GTFO with that.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

“North Carolina’s school districts are littered with single-wide trailers masquerading as schools”

The problem with North Carolina’s education system isn’t a divide in resources between rural and urban/suburban school districts. It’s that thanks to a bunch of asshole Republicans running the state government the past eight years, there’s not enough tax revenue coming in to properly fund the state’s school system,…

It’s funny you mention little league...I have permanent damage in my shoulder from a coach in 8th grade telling me that ‘only pussies quit’ after I felt something pop while pitching. I ‘toughed it out’, adding substantially to the damage. I still have serious pain and weakness from the injury and it’s been about 25…

I am quite confident that none of my faux pas will ever enable a would be tyrant who to date has escalated the drone war, supported fascist policies at home and abroad, is currently mulling over starting a mid east arms race out of sheer spite, openly question why drone operators try to minimise civilian casualties…

No. Democrats with the help 9f Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski saved the Affordable Care Act by consistently voting against it’s repeal. McCain rode in on their coat tails at the last minute to lend a hand. He does not get the credit for saving anything.

Every. day. It’s astonishing. If he’d said that shit about my father, I’d want his blood and I wouldn’t rest until I had it. I do not understand that little harridan. Except that she recently married Ben Domenech who is publisher of the Federalist and, for all intents and purposes, a Russian agent so.... she probably…

Yesterday, someone on Twitter ragged on Trump for going to the NRA convention, and not going to any of the Parkland victims’s funerals, and it reminded me those on the left can be just as ignorant as those on the right. Who in their right mind would want Trump at their funeral? He would just make it all about him and…

Also, condolences on your loss. If it’s any consolation, there are a hell of a lot of us working as hard as we damn well can to make sure it stops being a death sentence ASA-Frickin-P.

Which he only did *because* he knew he was dying. If that wasn’t the case he would have voted very differently.

Considering that he essentially never follows through with his statements, where should Trump expect the invitation sent to?

John McCain’s legacy is pretending that he’s a decent person while not actually doing anything decent so inviting Mike Pence and not Donald Trump is a pretty on brand.

John McCain’s legacy is that he caves as easily as an old mine shaft. Talked big, never followed through.

Father's Day is the one day we shouldn't have to be fathers. If I have to respond to the demands of a 16-month old tyrant on Father's Day, then the system has failed.

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