Weird how people who never pay their taxes all tend to hang out together.

It’s nice to be reminded every so often why I’m no longer Christian and ashamed to have ever once called myself one. See allllll y’allll good “Godly” people in the fires of Hell.

“pray that you will continue to give wisdom and insight to our President”

You what is also such a shame? As pointed out so often for years..

Hmmm, it’s almost like organized religion is a cover for grifters who are happy to be hucksters for the Grifter in Chief. He will stiff them in the end.

The San Diego Texans could build a new stadium in the middle of Camp Pendleton and strike cross-marketing gold... 

Jesus fucking christ, we’re only four entries in, and we’ve already covered half the AFC South. The Titans could start the guy Dick Cheney shot in the face at quarterback and win this division running away.

I’m pretty sure I vaguely remember drunkenly arguing someone that the Texans were actually a team in The Replacements.

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans.

The Texans always remind me of a team that should’ve been playing the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday, as opposed to an actual NFL franchise. It’s like they wouldnt pay to use the actual trademarks and quickly whipped a generic identity and uniform out of ClipArt in order to get under budget for the film. 

Texans being “little brothers” to the Cowboys? More like the cousin with Down’s syndrome you hear about every few months from your parents on Facebook about some stupid shit and only meet every few years at a family reunion.

Welp, I’ve just forgotten two things that come to mind about, shit, what were we talking about?

I went to a service there once and spent the whole time waiting for Jesus to show up and flip a bunch of tables over. 

2014 1st round draft pick Jadeveon Clowney received 0 mentions in this article, despite having only 20 sacks in 47 games played over 4 seasons, because there was too much other suck to fit that in.

AJ:

#DontStartNoneWontBeNone

Please don’t insult Dusty Rhodes this way.

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

“So when the Dusty Rhodes-looking woman”

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like.