I like these articles because they make me feel like i’m not just getting old; there really are too many faceless interchangeable celebrities out there.

If they don’t, fuck the ENTIRE organization. This shit cannot under any circumstances be tolerated. These asshats have access to FULLY automatic weapons and grenades and shit, for fucks sake.

Yes, too soon, you asshats. You are not SNL. You are Marines tasked with defending the people of our country. You don’t get to try (and completely fail) to be ironic or sarcastic on social media.

The stupid lady who kept the wild animal was giving it wine and Xanax and having bubble baths with it and dressing it like a child - until it went literally ape shit and chewed off her friend’s face and hands.

Anyone else curious what Xanax had to do with this chimp attack?

He is such a mansplainer, it’s unbearable to hear him speak to the women so condescendingly - especially his own wife, ugh!

Completely. She had no interest in getting Kim help because she doesn’t know or care about Kim. She’s an opportunist, plain and simple.

When did I say I didn’t watch the show? I indeed do, have the past 3 seasons. I wasn’t making a comment about her relative ignorance about addiction, but her ignorance. Whether or not the other cast members are informed is not relevant to my comment at all. Rinna is the one who (like most topics) talks the most about…

At some point this season I had the thought, “Rinna’s either on something or ill-advisedly OFF something.”

Yeah, handled the Kim thing really well, including saying “people choose to live their life how they want to live it” to somebody suffering from addiction. She handled that horribly and I was waiting for the PSA message at the end informing those suffering from addiction to not listen to Rinna and seek HELP.

I lost all respect for Erika when I witnessed her husband shush her in her own house. Also, she isn’t allowed to buy her own jewellery?! So odd.

After watching this idiocy play out all season, I’m left with three possibilities:

“Beggin’ Strips commercials”?

No, see, once girls go through puberty, they become useless for anything physically demanding. It’s just science.

She hadn’t hit puberty yet. Once she starts bleeding she will be as useless as the rest of us non-breeding females.

Whatever, little kid.

The NFL is the worst sport in North America. I look forward to its inevitable downfall in the coming decade.

The league is printing money thanks to the cognitive dissonance of American football fans, who simultaneously decry the danger of the sport and watch it unreservedly. I don’t think it can last as a massively proftabl entity.

Any way to confirm that his one star was self-given? A veritable masturbatory star?

No. The rules only apply to human beings.