It's pretty screwy that someone so concerned with animals' welfare would tell a person that she hopes her cat gets kidnapped and tortured. "You don't care about animal cruelty! I hope your cat dies, bitch!"

Now I wish I'd remembered my key. Oh well, Clara Blow1 will be back!

Um, the "we" as in you and I.

No, no, no. No. Animal cruelty is wrong. We agree on that point. Completely. What's crazy is the way you choose to express this view. Dick Cheney shooting an Iraqi child is comparable to eating horse in front of people against eating horse? There's some loose circuitry up there, dude. Get that figured out.

Look what you did. You exploded and got crazy all over everyone.

Pretty funny sometimes, though. Not this time, but sometimes.

Why does it have to be sexy?

Oh, good! I don't like to see anybody left hangin'. Not even Tom Brady.

So is that lady saying it makes your vagina silky and manageable, because I think I can get with that.

No, I think the KY would defeat the purpose of the shrinking cream. It's supposed to be dry and painful for her, but like the awesome First Time for him. Sounds fun, huh?!

This makes me feel sorry for him and I don't want to do that.

There is nothing on this earth worse than trying to pull a tampon out of a dry vagina. Worst day ever.