My niece had a stroke and she told me she is only 85% of her previous self. I’m going to ger her a subscription. Thanks!!

Also, I remember thinking, ‘there is a fucking bowling ball moving through my vagina.'

I figured this out giving birth the 3rd time. When contractions start your body tenses up. This only makes the pain worse. I would slowly untense each part of my body, starting with my toes and working my way up. By the time I worked my way up to my head the contraction was ending and I could relax and get ready for…

People forget how long Illinois is. Those sheep fucking hicks from southern Illinois. That border almost reaches Tenn.

Ohio borders Kentucky. It’s not unusual for people from the southern part of Ohio to have a southern accent.

I imagine there was quite the hissy fit when an English gal was picked to play Scarlett in GWTW.

Even when you tell your daughter, as she is growing up, that she is perfect you can unknowingly fuck up as a parent. Email exchange between my daughter away at college and me: