Andrew WOULD have been made an honorary Admiral for his 60th birthday before the whole unfortunate Epstein affair got in the way.

Better not tell Ned Flanders, or he’ll not be sure which wife to pick out of the two dead ones and the Vegas divorce.

To be fair that school is full of class after class of ugly, ugly children. 

Nothing there that a couple of misplaced giant eyeballs couldn't improve! 

The only difference is Piers has been punched in the face.

The travesty of killing off the central Japanese character in a film series that's a love letter to Japanese mecha and monster films. 

My biggest, incredibly petty, issue with AC:Valhalla is that there’s not more of Northumbria to explore (no, York doesn’t count) especially the Lindisfarne area given it’s history of being raided but that’s just my own hometown bias. I want to raid my own hometown dammit!

The game is nearly two years old, any self respecting FromSoft fan would have played it by now and the conditions for making that boss out of four endings requires some form of heads in to start with!

I think this is more of a tie in to the final Rebuild film out later this month, which may have a happier ending?

Well thanks for finally solving that mystery for me.

See I watched Your Name for the first time last night and that still fits 

It's not psuedo-Latin, it's the lyrics of Carmina Burana...

I think it's just one of several OTT things that'll never happen that pales in comparison to the thought of Nintendo taking Metroid seriously. 

Yeah I've never really thought about how compared to just about every FF before and after, the cast of VII really got shafted on the actual solid epilogue front. 

There’s a lot wrong with later Final Fantasy entries but I’d argue the villains after Kefka and Sephiroth are still better than who came before them. Vayne and Ardyn had awful ends to achieve what were arguably respectable goals. 

I’ve read a lot out there thinking JENOVA will take villain stage front and centre this time.

Don't you besmirch One Piece like that. At least I still look forward to the newest chapter of it! I stopped doing that with the Simpsons 20 years ago. 

Either way, Spider-Man wins. 

I live on my own in a one bedroom flat where my living room is next to my bedroom, and there is nothing more terrifying than hearing the three beeps and the PS4 turning itself on at 2am. Which then turns the TV on automatically.