Uh, you misspelled "Toyota" on #8 up there. Surely you're not telling us that one of the few remaining companies that will sell us a car with a turbo and 6-speed manual is "boring".

I am laughing my ass off at the radio: country music -> change station -> country music -> change station -> country music...

The Lexus LFA is not flawless, but if ten years of Japanese engineering couldn't make it better, your new wheels and a vinyl wrap won't either.

That's what I'm saying! I love the concept but the car that it spawned was unfortunate.

Chevy Volt.

Can anyone else name a gull-wing door car currently avaialble for less than 100k USD? All I've got is the DeLorean.

This will be the first major three-cylinder engine in a regular passenger car since the last Geo Metro, unless there's something I'm missing.

Ahaha, there's an R&B song where the guy croons about his guy-lard-oh; drives me nuts. I guess that if you can afford one, you can afford to pronounce it however you please.

According to my exceedingly rudimentary Italian skills, I'd go with "seh-dee-chee-val-vo-lee".

I think the best safety feature was the peril-sensing hood. At the first impact, the hood pops up to obscure the driver's view so that they are aware that they have just been demoted to passenger.

Crikey, they could scrape that runway down and make a whole rack of new tires with all that laid rubber.

This looks like an excuse to post CACTUS BODYSLAM:

Oh man, that picture made me cringe. Nobody should have to drink Fosters.

I had to kill my Australian arm, too. Pity; it was really good at opening beer one-handed.

So, this got me thinking... in a Chinese version of The Pink Panther movies, would Kato be recast as a savate-practicing frenchman?

I think my deadpan humor has missed the mark. Your admiration for this plucky little van is clear!

That's a pretty low score. Are you worried they're going to take you off their preview list?

Los Tit Sway is my Selena Gomez cover band.

I've only ever done rallycross, but "maybe" seems like the most terrifying thing a co-driver can say.

I pictured him rolling up in a cooper mini converted into an ice cream truck that plays "The Farmer in the Dell".