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Sonoma Raceway / Infineon / Sears Point has a little-known kart track. I haven't really been on it because I'm not a kart person... but I imagine it's pretty good.

These new parking meters from Photo Violations Technologies basically make parking enforcement officers obsolete. They have cameras in them that can sense if a car is in a spot. If the meter expires and you haven't refilled it yet, it will actually take a picture of your license plate and then give you the option to

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Ah, the timeless "we've made a song and a dance to go with the song and the whole purpose of the song is to talk about the dance that goes with the song" motif.

That's because what you've pictured is not a live Civic. It is not a spry old CVCC buzzing through congested traffic, nor a modern and loyal Civic toiling away on the necessary but inglorious job of getting groceries. What you have pictured there is a dead Civic. It is a zombie. It's soul is trapped beneath pounds of

That's because they burned down the White House and Capitol Building. No, for real -

If I wasn't at work, I'd make one of the 'Ring. *hint to people who aren't at work*

That cat has a moustache shaped like Australia.

That's pretty great. I was never much of a mustang fan, but I've got a bit more respect for them now.

No matter who loses, the viewers win.

Oh, come on. Couldn't you guys have waited until it WASN'T International Women's Day to post this? Poor form.

Tanner looks pumped in that screenshot.

If anyone just heard something like a sonic boom right now, don't worry - it was the sound of my asshole snapping shut in terror.

Interestingly enough, that's because of the little-known fact that Diesel engines don't actually use technology at all. The belief that technology is, in some way, involved in the process by which diesel engines generate power can be attributed to Rudolph Diesel himself, who mistakenly labeled his patent application

That cannot possibly be the first time that co-driver has been upside-down in a ditch. Way too chill.

I got the inferiority sweats just watching that. Amazing work.

It's the bit that catches on fire.

Infineon / Sonoma has those permanent folding seats. I watched Maseratis roar by doing practice laps there a few months ago. You can see them in this (terrible cell phone) picture: https://twitter.com/NoGasta/status…

Spot on about the sound - I heard one of these drive by and the exhaust note made me turn my head. I couldn't believe such a great sound was coming out of a 4-pot Fiat. Abarth must have an audio specialist on retainer.

If you want a series of crazy in-depth lore examinations and a soothing english accent, look up "Prepare to Cry" on youtube. Some of his assertions are debatable, but the vast majority of it is well-supported by in-game text / events.

If you don't care for technique, you'll find yourself limited as an artist. Different techniques and methods are what separate truly memorable artists from forgotten ones. Just as oil and watercolor produce different results on canvas, so do additive, subtractive, and scanned modeling produce different results in the