...and THAT'S why you always wear your headphones.

Holy God damn that dude had style. He's like the man hipsters don't have the balls to be.

It flashes your horn's EEPROM with a special firmware that replaces your car's normal horn sound with "Party Rock Anthem".

If she's smart, she sold the original gold wheels to buy the pink ones and still had a few hundred bucks left over.

All hatches look good with fender flares. Confirm / deny?

Dang, Spiegel, do you have a job or do you just spend all your waking hours crafting CoTDs?

Yes, those massive beasts race in the truck class. Believe it or not, the Hummers and Pajeros and Touaregs are all part of the "car" class, which consists of anything that isn't a motorcycle and weighs less than 3,500 kg (7,716 lb).

Or the 2002. I never get sick of seeing those.

...and every year there are newscasts begging people to not fire into the air, along with reports of injuries sustained during the celebratory gunfire last year. People are gonna be real sad when their neighbor's foolish display makes them need one of those broken-down ambulances.

Ooooooh. Not bad... not bad at all.

You know those movies where the nerdy girl creates an alter ego to dress like the popular kids and hang out with them to see what it's like to be popular?

Why? 'Cause Lincoln can't design a good car to save their lives / company. After the Continental it was all downhill.

Man, why doesn't Klic have a star yet? If gawker won't pay for another sheet of gold stars, he can just have mine.

Seconding. There are few things more terrifying than coming around a blind curve and seeing some eye-level headlights creeping across the center line.

I had a black GT, it was a pretty sweet ride for a first car.

Obviously they got all my letters and are making a new Beretta.

All this has done is remind me that I want to make a DeLorean rally car and incessantly make "roads? where we're going we don't need... roads" jokes.

This is a really cool idea, I love alternate histories! What if the Daimler / Chrysler merge had gone more successfully? Let's say Merc decided to dip back into the Chrysler past for a new, downmarket SLK and came up with the idea of bringing back the Dodge Dart. How would ze Germans re-imagine the Dart?

What an amazing coincidence! Back in the 70s, an actor who was going to play James Dean in a movie was attacked by a man wielding a mace made out of a brake drum.

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