Ugh, I've got that exact bottle of Laphroaig that I can't get anyone to drink. If we're talkin' Scotch from the islands, make mine Orkney.

God willing, I'll be able to register the bike I've spent the last year rebuilding and move on to the next project. After that, it's a descent in to PCH with either a Triumph Spitfire for the soon-to-be-wife or and older Impreza (I'd love to find a manual '99 RS) for a rallycross car.

Joke's on her; he's going to kick it before she sees a dime.

I saw the setup coming but I never expected the punchline. Bravo.

Whahao. What's even more mind-blowing is that he was riding like that and he got SECOND. Wtf was Bayliss doing to stay in 1st?

Does pulling the starter fuse still work? I think that was what my dad taught me to do back in the day.

Then you stop stealing it because it probably belongs to a person who cares about cars.

Man, that guy was getting passed like crazy. It's like he brought an arquebus to a gunfight.

Hm, hadn't heard of that. i'd be curious to hear more, is there any place I can read up on that? (mostly because I'm looking into getting an older wrx as a rally beater)

Damn son; brutal. *high five*

I'd also like to point out that my "Subaru fanboy" tags around the second paragraph got stripped out by the parser. Fully aware of my status.

Man, Audi is swinging for the fences these days. Just take the "A1 quattro" and drop off the "A1" and sell it in the states with maybe some of those sweet group B fender flares and... yeah, I need to have a lie down.

Maybe people ARE driving their Mustangs in a spirited fashion, but when you're making what must be one of the most hooned lines of cars in the country you really should expect that people are going to hoon them.

"For instance, why isn't the badge on every Chevy Sonic written in twisting, utterly illegible graffiti?"

Dopp, a truck driver for Frito-Lay, is no stranger to the road. "I'm a pretty good driver," he said in a phone interview today. "I drive for a living."

Gotta get them 'cheevos.

If you're in the trunk of a 911, you're either very small or already chopped into pieces.

Yeah; if I was that security guard I'd be examining my next phone bill REALLY carefully.

I like this guy's style: [vimeo.com]

Wait, wait, it gets better - the Panjabi MC song in question ("Beware the Boys", I think) samples the original Knight Rider theme!