I'm beginning to suspect that some of the cars in number 2 were modified in ways that would violate their warranties.

Ah hahah, ha...

You can tell he's an idiot 'cause he's only got one hand on the wheel.

Wow, that was all really polite. I can't think of a state in the US where someone wouldn't curse you out and drive away if you tried to make a citizen's traffic stop like that.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the moans of your astronauts' satisfied women. :D

Oooh, $20k less than a Cayman, you say? Nice job there, auto union.

"In the harshest federal sentence for child porn ever handed down in the eastern district of Missouri, Beasley will be spending a fraction of the following 3,480 months in prison [...]"

This story is a great way to offset all the horrific scare-mongering that major media companies are still so fond of. There's nothing I like more than a horrific-looking crash that everyone involved can walk away from; there's something very primal about seeing that much order being undone.

Plus, if you die while knitting, Ayrton Senna will be laughing at you in Heaven.

I know this likely means nothing to you, but aside from my dad you're only person I've known to use the phrase "whoop-de-doos". I always thought that was a perfect descriptor for them.

Zelda is a girl. Maybe you're thinking of Link?

Staggering advances in materials technology have crafted lighter, stronger composites which have cleared the way for engineering advances which, in turn, have allowed for a safe, light and structurally sound compartment for the driver's MASSIVE COJONES.

I say they should celebrate by making a Pike's Peak edition SX4 with some bonkers horsepower numbers.

But did they drive it BACK?

Kudos to Herr Stoschek for doing the right thing after resurrecting a legendary car: hooning it.

Looking forward to buying one of these used in a few years. 70k is a great price but still a bit outside my budget. Maybe 30k in five years?

If this were a kickstarter fund, I'd seriously consider it.

I really, really like that look. Can I get it as a bodykit for a Fiat?

If you don't think this is funny then the terrorists have won.

Ah, thanks; I only ever knew it as "the title song from the gone in 60 seconds remake".