I love it too much to even think about making a launch control joke. Godspeed, you madmen!

Whistle tips, son; whistle tips. WOO WOO

"Lil sis" looks an awful lot like Snoop from The Wire.

It makes sense that the results weren't too good; you need a pretty sophisticated machine to do a cat scan.

I'm not a huge Halo fan, but it's got such a great score. I could listen to the main theme all day.

Image 22 has a bright silver orb between the rear wheels, I thought that was the diff mentioned as standard in the Laguna Seca edition: [jalopnik.com] (maybe it's something else?)

Video: Typical mustang owner looking at the rear diff of the Boss.

Lovely. You've made my day, sir. /tips top hat

I could get a Camry into that position. All I see is a stuck Range rover and a PR guy who needs to learn how to spin a story believably.

while(true) { post("WANT"); }

Ah yes, a translation for the pikeys: "S'fa's oim c'ncer'd, 's t'... how y'say... pinn'cle, yeh, t' pinn'cle o' t' CoTD. Cle'r, c'cise n' top'cal. Cheers!"

As far as I'm concerned, this is the pinnacle of the CoTD. Clever, concise and topical. Kudos!

I like how everything looks normal until you hit page 4, then BAM! Giant scorpion, giant snake.... from there the hits just keep coming.

Well, the brilliance of the video does make it easy to tune out the rather forgettable music. Also: does Brian Posehn tell them, as they leave the convenience store, to "enjoy their diarrhea?"

Hey now, let's be fair - we also start wars over oil.

Guys it's only going like 20mph.

I'm just amazed that both Red Bull and the city haven't gotten sued into bankruptcy.

I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but that looks like Group B levels of safety. Parked cars, no tape, few cones and people just walking around? Seems rather cavalier.

While you're technically correct, that kind of thinking dissolves brand cohesion which, in turn, damages brand loyalty. A smart company wants its goodwill efforts to uniformly trickle all the way down so people will like the marque, because a poor experience at a dealership can bubble back up to brand level. Surely…

Wait, whoa whoa whoa... people have enough faith in American cars to buy on with 103k on the clock? My how times have changed....