Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

Agree. Also glad this baby is not being dangled over the rail of the balcony.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

I’ve been dying for a martini since I saw A Simple Favor and this photo is not helping, mmmkay?

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

Is anyone else already having a rage stroke?

I completely agree with reminding them that we haven't forgotten, but they don't care. McConnell called it his greatest achievement or something similar.

This needs more stars.

There’s a type of man, you know the one I’m talking about, the type that is always polite to a lady, that would never use foul language in front of a lady! The benevolent sexist. It is my experience that these men engage in the phenomenon known as “locker room talk” and say very foul things about ladies when not in…

Renate Schroeder Dolphin, was named on his yearbook page, part of a group of football players’ “unsubstantiated boasting about their conquests,” the Times gently put it.

Selective decency/selective outrage.

Is there such a thing as bangable Republican? It’s like edible footwear, those two things don’t go together. Or composting nukes. I’m just spitballing here. 

Thanks, I just gagged a little.

“A few months after the Times story, Egan and Tkacik joined the comedian Lizz Winstead for a discussion called “Thinking and Drinking.” In front of a live audience in New York (and later, endlessly, on YouTube), they proceeded to get trashed and joke about rape. Egan said she had never been sexually assaulted because…

Tracie also famously got drunk during a professional interview and said, “I wouldn’t get raped. I’m too smart.”

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.

Why are you here? You don’t like us and we don’t like you.

This was an interesting read. Thanks for parting the curtain on interview scheduling, I was dying to know all about that process. Making a woman uncomfortable over a man’s bad behavior isn’t the framing device I’d have gone with, I don’t think, but then I’m not a man so...