“Well, I’m glad you asked. Based on my perception, Donald is so full of shit that he’s an excellent contributor to the fertilizer industry, and as a human compost heap, he’s contributing to our efforts to improve our environment and recycle more.”

WHAAAA? Who? the fuck? jesus christ. Why does anyone talk to Michele Bachmann anymore??

KAC’s facial expression change is hilarious. I wonder if she thought they would be discussing something else? She starts out all smiles, and then you just see the light go out of her eyes as Brianna is setting up the Miss USA video. MUAH HA HA

well, he IS Canadian, so. We maintain decent manners even when shitfaced. Sorry.

While this is ...disturbing and douchey, and does not recognize the (in)ability of many to evacuate due to job pressure or lack of transportation - I read this segment as his response to the fuckwit alt-righters who are drumming up noise that the hurricane deniers (fuck I cant believe I wrote that) - who are being…

Now i have a bummer. Jason Lee is a scientologist? booo.

Glorious.

this is amazing. clearly i need to watch all of Archer.

Am irish - can confirm this is accurate.

Now that baby is going to have to steal a job from a hardworking GOP voter to pay her hospital bill. THANKS OBAMA.

BRB, BARFING.

I think the world would be a much better place if we had more Tim Gunn ...I will never be unhappy to see him.

you need more love for this comment

easily the highlight of the video.

TO WIT: the doll doesn’t appear to be wearing her seatbelt. Doesn’t he love her? As a ticketed passenger, isn’t she required to wear a seat belt?

your spellage is preferred spellage because its how we say his name “giulianiiiiiiiiii...YOU MOTHERFUCKER!”

Like whe Paula Deen hosted the antebellum party: http://jezebel.com/paula-deens-dream-dinner-party-waiters-black-slaves-i-514253503

based on Jordan Klepper’s piece on TDS this week, there are Trupmies who think Obama let 9/11 happen by being out on vacation instead of being in the Oval. So i guess they’re comfortable blaming everything else on him too. THANKS OBAMA.

whoa. Dude, where do you work, the NSA? I know I’m being monitored by our IT guys, but no cams (that I am aware of)...I change in my office on the regular, so ‘grats on seeing my behind if there is a camera.

GOD was there a reason for the Guy Piece makeup? I saw his name in the opening credits and was excited because of nostalgia for Felicia, LA Confidential and Memento Pierce (nearly ruined by IronMan 3 Guy!)...then as watching Prometheus I couldn’t figure out where he was until the horribly made up man started to speak.…