Just when I think we can’t get any more creative and awesome in describing that malignant twatwaffle, you come up with this marmalade-goat-unicorn thing and I have hope once again.

I don’t think his base will care - they seem blindly devoted to him. If he told them to travel to Guyana and drink kool-aid, they’d ask what time the flight was.

he’s done it for 70 years...why stop now?

AHHHHHHH MY EYES. Ugh. I saw a still of this and had not seen the gif until now. #donaldtrumpwantstodatehisdaughter indeed.

for real though...where the hell is Lincoln Chafee? Maybe HE has the almond-flour cookies?

Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you! Act like an asshole, wind up like Ted Cruz.

I think the dickholes in this scenario are the legislators.

oh my god. imagine how that would make you feel. No wonder he’s the fucking Zodiac killer. His self esteem must just be in the toilet.

Cruz 2020 generally guarantees a second term for HRC, I hope?

Kara, can you please let me use this on every single bit of recruiting material forevermore (due credit, of course...but this is so succinct, and perfectly well put I can hardly stand it):

WHAT IF THEY WERE ALLERGIC hahaha. But also, you would know exactly how large the victim was, in relationship to the banana

She is beauty, she is grace, she is Miss United States...

tall, handsome, english. perfect man.

Meet Cute just makes me think of “Meat Cute” and izombie, and then I want more iZombie, and more Rahul Kohli. Which is WAY better than thinking about John Mayer dating again.

are they half siblings or is she his aunt? I thought the Mad King was father to both Dany and Rhaegar? Or is Rhaegar Dany’s father? I better go look at a family tree.

goddamn, i wish i could throw shade the way Lucille throws shade.

nothing could make me buy Fit Tea, except an endorsement from Bobby. With this exact caption.

wow. Does he ever look like his old man...

maybe it’s just that gormless look he has on his face in this shot? the rest of his family is so purty, I’m sure he’s been similarly blessed in the genetics department.

I am laughing my ass of just thinking about it.